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It’s that time of year again, school uniforms are now back by popular demand…Marriage Dressup 101

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Well, was talking between ourselves today because we got caught up in the crowds concerning the whole back to school sales and buying sprees. One thing led to another and the topic of school girl outfits came up.

It aint what you think. Well, maybe.

According to many polls most males share this common fantasy: School Uniforms. I guess it has to do with the whole innocence factor of the idea. So this came into a connection with a previous topic. It’s hard to get Jews to understand that sometimes bringing in outside accessories/costumes/toys can add a spice to life. Really, Orthadoxy is really shun in unless you know someone who knows this stuff OR you have decided to seek it yourself. Plus, lets also be honest here: There is a cost factor. People don’t want to buy items of clothes or toys and see that it won’t work. They’ll feel foolish.

So, here’s an idea.

Go through the closets of your spouse. Find clothes you think ‘turn you on’ or more appropriately ‘make you really want to rip them off of your spouse and make another attempt at having a kid (or practice at making one for all you preggy and BC people out there). Now with men, our wardrobe sucks but I’m sure something in there must turn you on. Innocent Oreo Boy? Manly Plumber/Worker Guy? Oh damn just in my Joe Boxers?

For women, if your wife actually brought over her HS clothes, well now you have a better selection since really for most men, we enjoy the school girl outfits. Of course there might be different opinions but women have some nice stuff. Lingerie, short slips, heck they can even wear their husband’s shirt with nothing underneith.

So besides the fact that the title of this post probably will drag in the trolls out there because it says ‘school uniforms’ we are hoping that maybe this will make all of you decide to go into your closets and find something you want your spouse to wear in a night of passion (or day) or want to wear to try and entice the other to taking you.


/Husband and Wife


Written by frombrooklyn

September 1, 2008 at 2:26 AM

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  1. Good post. BY uniforms rock…

    Jacob da Jew

    September 7, 2008 at 11:33 PM

  2. yup they do. The trick is when the girls purposely forget they choose a skirt from their closet that is from a previous year…

    But seriously, so many goyim spend a hell of a lot of money on school girl outfits when many of our wives have what it takes in the closet before they get married.


    September 9, 2008 at 1:57 AM

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